... go ahead.

Judge me. But Texts From Last Night sometimes really makes me miss the days before I was prego.. here's a few of my recent favorites:

"(804): Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster."

"(206): Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me."

"(859): I am a human short and spout. Here is my jager herr is my redbull. When I get real drink I shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out."

"(+44): We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this."

Ohhh the memories.. it's okay though. I've got something way more important now than any of that :)

xoxo - Lindsay